Spring break FAQ.

Q: Is it spring yet, technically?

A: No. No, it is not.

Q: During the break, will you be catching up on your work, the work on which you're currently behind?

A: All the current evidence says yes.

Q: Will you be catching up in the city in which you reside, or will you be elsewhere?

A: Elsewhere. Tampa, in fact.

Q: Tampa?

A: Tampa.

Q: Ah. Will you be purchasing the in-flight wi-fi, then?

A: Yep. 

Q: And also the in-room wi-fi at your hotel?

A: No doubt.

Q: I see. Well, what is the break in spring break?

A: Damned if I know.