FAQ.

--and I do mean "F."

Q: How's the grading coming?

A: [*@#!] It's coming along. I'm kind of enjoying it, actually.

Q: You said your grading would be done by commencement time. Are you going to make it?

A: [so     much      talking!] I think I'll be close.

Q: But will you be finished? Finished finished?

A:

 Q: [wait a minute--angry? or homicidal?] [skedaddles.]