Critic.

Well, I just got through with a little video exercise which has exhausted me, because it has proven, yet again, how, when I'm trying to take footage for a specific purpose, I'm pretty lame at it. For instance, though this is a movie about taking a walk with Bruiser, why is Bruiser either barely, or not, in the frame? Why is there a long glorious shot of the flowering cherry tree which seems to be apropos of absolutely nothing?

But.

I learned some things from making this video, which you can view to your right. Stay tuned for more and better video about the best dog ever.

While I'm at it, I would like to criticize a few other things.

1. Today's mail. Possibly the least interesting mail ever.

2. My method, which seems to be getting lengthier and more procrastinate-y.

3. My sweaters. I went through them with the idea of tidying up and putting the spring and summer weight ones forward in the mix, but no. They will not all fit back in their nook unless they're shoved, slippery and uncooperative, in an untenable morass.

On the other hand,

1. Houston beat L.A. Without Ming. Or McGrady.

Nope, that's it. Everything else needs criticizing. That is all.