Via The Onion:
NEW YORK—Sources at The New Yorker said a new article by investigative journalist Seymour Hersh "blows the lid completely off" a subject matter far too soul-crushing for the human brain to process. Hersh, renowned for breaking stories on events such as the My Lai Massacre and Abu Ghraib, is said to have plumbed every last, depressing detail of the newly uncovered topic, which likely involves an inconceivable combination of violence, drunken abuses of power, wanton disregard for the sanctity of human life, and a chain of deceit and corruption leading all the way to the top. According to a recent poll, none of The New Yorker's nearly 1 million subscribers had summoned the strength to crack the story's first paragraph, instead turning to the new Roz Chast cartoon on the next page.
Love the Onion.
ReplyDelete"This is basically how I feel when I read the news." Yep. Me, too.
ReplyDeleteHow would it be to have that many readers of the New Yorker show shuch restraint!? Don't you think really we (not you, but in general we) batten on (other people's) misery?
ReplyDeleteIt felt good to laugh today reading this blog!