Sunday afternoon, 1 p.m.: at the gas station--it is taking like 40 minutes to pump $40 dollars worth of gas! Is it the cold? Is it this gas station? Insult to injury--paying all this money for slow gasoline.
Sunday afternoon, 3 p.m.: Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans have a meat-flavored jelly bean--sausage. That is just wrong.
[I'm pretty sure I'm not cool enough for Twitter.]
have you, in fact, TASTED bertie bott's beans? i have seen the packages, but am too worried that they live up to their names to try them. i can't imagine the projectile vomiting that would follow from "sausage." or "boogers."
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